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The Toilet Signage Experience
posted Wednesday, 7 July 2004
Afternoon all,
As regular readers will know, I'm in the Reading office today. Now I always thought that the toilet signage at my normal office was a bit, um, patronising. The signs there say:
'If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be discreet and wipe the seat'
Now I can just about take that, although you'd have thought that adults wouldn't need to be told to wipe the seat if they piss over it!!
Now in the Reading office, the level seems to be even lower, with the sign on the inside of the toilet cubicle door saying:
'Don't forget to flush the toilet'
Forgive my outcry, but which adult forgets to flush the pissing toilet when they use it?!?! It's not as if you take a shit and just walk away, expecting someone else to flush for you is it?!?! Unbe-fucking-leivable......
What next? Will I go into the Swindon office and find a sign saying:
'Please do not shit on the floor'
or pop to the Oxford office to be advised:
'Remember to wipe your arse'?!?!!?
We're civil servants, not nursery kids!! There we go - rant over.....had to get that off my chest.....' ; - )