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monica_dallas921: hello
monica_dallas921: you there
BUZZ!!!
jamesyboy04: only just (was just going to bed but this could be 'The One')
monica_dallas921: what
monica_dallas921: here is monica from yahoo personal
monica_dallas921: and you please (hmmm. Somewhat unusual use of the English language)
jamesyboy04: hi monica. i'm james. where you from? (has to be Nigeria surely)
monica_dallas921: Af from qunicy and you
jamesyboy04: i'm from Reading in England. About 30 miles from London.
monica_dallas921: okay that cool
monica_dallas921: what you do for living
jamesyboy04: i work for Customs & Excise @ Heathrow airport. What's your nickname on Yahoo Personals? (because I've tried searching based on your name but you don't exist)
monica_dallas921: well my profile is unsearchabel james okay (my how odd)
jamesyboy04: oh ok. what do you do for a living? (scam people?)
monica_dallas921: well am a sells representative for a company called eBay (oh really? how'd you pick that company?!?)
jamesyboy04: where are you from originally? (Nigeria, Nigeria, Nigeria)
monica_dallas921: am from usa (bollocks)
monica_dallas921: but not in state for now
monica_dallas921: and you
jamesyboy04: i've always lived in england. looking to buy a house at the moment with a friend. so you're not living in the US at the moment?
monica_dallas921: yes
monica_dallas921: you sell house
jamesyboy04: i'm only renting at the moment. what time is it, where you are? (this will show which part of world you're in)
monica_dallas921: well i have been to lomdom before i come over down to nigeria
monica_dallas921: am now in nigeria now okay (hurrah - the confession comes)
monica_dallas921: it's 1:50am in here and you over there
monica_dallas921: ?
jamesyboy04: same time here. which part of nigeria you in? near Lagos or Abuja?
monica_dallas921: abuja
monica_dallas921: have you been in here before? (have I fuck)
jamesyboy04: no. we just learn about different countries as part of our job. Abuja is quite popular for Nigerians flying to the UK. is it nice there?
monica_dallas921: nope am not feeling fine in here
monica_dallas921: bcos i need to get back home asap (hmmm. I wonder if this subject will pop up again later)
jamesyboy04: why's that? are you missing being back in the States?
monica_dallas921: yes
monica_dallas921: i dont want to get back to state (come again?!?! you just said you were!!)
monica_dallas921: i need to get back to london
jamesyboy04: why do you need to get to London?
monica_dallas921: is a long story of me
monica_dallas921: well you have any pics of you to send me right
monica_dallas921: we talk about that later (I bet we will!)
jamesyboy04: why do you want pics of me? (is it to print out and stick on a passport / visa pretending that I'm related to you perchance?)
monica_dallas921: just to knwo who am talking with
jamesyboy04: there's pictures on yahoo personals that you can see if you want to.
monica_dallas921: okay
monica_dallas921: your mail address to send you me (hmmm. you want my address as well)
monica_dallas921: and tell me more abotu yourself please
jamesyboy04: as I said, I work for Customs & Excise, so I arrest people who are trying to smuggle drugs into the UK. I also intercept any fake passports, and confiscate any meat that is being sent to the UK. (that pretty much covers everything that Nigerians tend to do)
monica_dallas921: Wow that good work james
jamesyboy04: thanks. it is hard work, but it helps keep our country safe. (vomits)
monica_dallas921: okay
monica_dallas921: about your last relationship please and your parent background as well
jamesyboy04: i was going out with my last partner for a few years, but have been single now for a while. my parents live near me. (the very next bedroom in fact) where are your family?
monica_dallas921: well am a girl from usa the only daugther of my late parent i loose them in auto accident in state on 23 june 2003 (unusual story - sure I've never heard that before)
monica_dallas921: since then i have been staying with my uncle in state
monica_dallas921: but he treated me bad so i have to ran out of his house to travel down london to pay a visit to my mum younger sister but unfortunatley for me i lose contact with her
monica_dallas921: so i have to travel down to nigeria to see a friend of mine in there (unusual routing)
jamesyboy04: i'm sorry to hear about the accident.
jamesyboy04: and that your uncle treated you badly. (tears flood from my swollen eyes)
monica_dallas921: Thanks
monica_dallas921: i dont knwo what have done to deserve that from him
jamesyboy04: there are some bad people in the world (like you)
monica_dallas921: yes sure they are
monica_dallas921: so your mail addres to send you my pics or you dont want me to do so?
jamesyboy04: you can send me some if you would like to. you can send them to jamesyboy03@yahoo.co.uk (old address that gets hundreds of spam emails every day - another few won't hurt I s'pose)
monica_dallas921: okay
monica_dallas921: so you married?
monica_dallas921: You are my soul mate, my sweetheart, you are my dream come true, from now until the end of time I give my heart and soul to you (what the fuck?!?!)
jamesyboy04: i'm not married. are you on your friend's computer in nigeria?
monica_dallas921: nope am making use of my old laptop in here
jamesyboy04: have you sent the photos yet?
monica_dallas921: 2mins please
monica_dallas921: Sent you now
monica_dallas921: can you tell me more about your past relationship please
monica_dallas921: If you love me, let me know, If you don't, let me go
jamesyboy04: they are good photos. where were they taken? (out of a magazine?)
monica_dallas921: in state babe
jamesyboy04: when did you take them?
monica_dallas921: at my parent house james
jamesyboy04: ok cool. what kind of accent do you have?
monica_dallas921: motor accident right (still not convinced English is your first language)
monica_dallas921: I never knew what love was until I met you, then when distance pulled us apart, I found out what true love is (again - what the fuck?)
jamesyboy04: where are you getting these quotes from? (a book / song lyrics?)
monica_dallas921: am a poetic babe
jamesyboy04: right. very good. i meant what do you sound like? do you have an american accent?
monica_dallas921: yes babe
monica_dallas921: You know when your guy is perfect when you walk into a room dressed in sweats, make-up, and tears running down your face and the first thing that he says to you is, 'Baby, you look beautiful (laughs histerically)
jamesyboy04: have you had many relationships
monica_dallas921: nope
monica_dallas921: and you
jamesyboy04: only 2 really. what did you like about london when you came here?
monica_dallas921: the good environment (yes that's my favourite part about London as well. It's all about the fucking environment)
jamesyboy04: did you live in Dallas?
monica_dallas921: NOPE
monica_dallas921: i dont
jamesyboy04: why have you got dallas in your nickname then?
monica_dallas921: not my nick name
monica_dallas921: that my parent last name james
monica_dallas921: okay
monica_dallas921: True love is worth waiting for even if it takes a lifetime. Then in return a lifetime of love will be waiting for you
jamesyboy04: monica dallas. that's a nice name. (*tries to keep straight face. fails*)
monica_dallas921: thanks
monica_dallas921: and you too
jamesyboy04: why did you pick me to talk to tonight? (young, male, near London, decent wage bracket?)
monica_dallas921: feel like after i take a look at your profile
jamesyboy04: did you enjoy living in America?
monica_dallas921: nope
monica_dallas921: since i loose my parent
jamesyboy04: which part of america were you living in before you had to leave?
monica_dallas921: in Mass
monica_dallas921: Qunicy
jamesyboy04: how many years were you there for? (*gets into interview mode*)
monica_dallas921: about 5years
jamesyboy04: so you lived somewhere else before that?
monica_dallas921: yes with my uncle in honolulu in hawaii james (so you lived with your uncle BEFORE you lived with your parents. slightly unusual perhaps)
jamesyboy04: were you born in hawaii?
monica_dallas921: nope
monica_dallas921: in Qunicy
jamesyboy04: sounds like you've moved around quite a bit!!
monica_dallas921: yes
monica_dallas921: and you james
monica_dallas921: When we love, it isn't because the person's perfect, it's because we learn to see an imperfect person perfectly (so beautiful)
jamesyboy04: i've only lived in 2 different cities. i've visited a few countries but never lived in them. so you have an uncle in Hawaii, an uncle in Nigeria and your mother's sister in London?
monica_dallas921: nope
monica_dallas921: i visit my friend in Nigeria right now james
monica_dallas921: i dont have any brother or uncle in Nigeria right (brother?! who mentioned brother?)
jamesyboy04: i understand now. so the uncle that treated you badly is the one that's in Hawaii?
monica_dallas921: yes
jamesyboy04: how did you meet your friend in nigeria?
monica_dallas921: is a friend of mine from usa
monica_dallas921: we meet in state but they are not from state
monica_dallas921: they are from nigeria originated
jamesyboy04: when you say 'state' do you mean hawaii or MA? (or both. or neither)
monica_dallas921: Mass that where i meet him
monica_dallas921: she a good friend of mine then
jamesyboy04: is this your first time in nigeria or have you visited your friend before?
monica_dallas921: nope this my first time been here
jamesyboy04: how long have you been there?
monica_dallas921: 5weeks now
jamesyboy04: is there much to do in nigeria? (apart from scam foreigners)
monica_dallas921: nope
monica_dallas921: am feel home right now james and i dont know what to do
jamesyboy04: how do you make money in nigeria? do they have eBay there? (*creases up*)
monica_dallas921: nope
monica_dallas921: i dont make any money in here james (hmmm. does that mean you NEED some money?)
monica_dallas921: I just want to hug you, but your are 480 some miles away, what I wouldn't do for a hug (yes. um. exactly 480 miles away.)
jamesyboy04: i'm tired now, so I am going to bed. it's been good to talk to you. I hope everything works out well for you. (just hurry up and ask me for some money for Christ sake)
monica_dallas921: okay
monica_dallas921: but can you help me get back home (hoooooorah!!!)
jamesyboy04: what do you mean?
monica_dallas921: i need your help and a place to stay in london?
monica_dallas921: Before I sleep and after I wake up and all the hours in between ... you occupy my mind. So, practically every moment of the day you are in my thoughts. I miss you
monica_dallas921: When it rains it reminds me of you. Although 2000 miles away (yes. um. exactly 2000 miles away) is so far I still always walk outside in the rain and kiss it just for you. It never fails me. The rain will always come and I'll always love you. Next time you see a storm on the horizon please don't fear it's just heaven doing me the favor of taking you my kiss. Walk outside and kiss the rain whenever you need me (*kisses rain*)
jamesyboy04: i live with my parents at the moment so there would be nowehere for you to stay I'm afraid. I'm sorry I can't help
monica_dallas921: what about some money to get back to state rather?
jamesyboy04: you want me to give you money? (well fuck me sideways with a wooden pole)
monica_dallas921: We are the perfect couple, we're just not in the perfect situation
monica_dallas921: We are the perfect couple, we're just not in the perfect situation (it meant so much more the 2nd time you copy and pasted it)
monica_dallas921: My pillows and blankets never gave me so much comfort as they do everytime we part ... traces of you, the way you rumpled my blankets and kissed my pillow will forever guide me to dreams of you until we meet again
jamesyboy04: how much money do you want? (not that I'm giving you any of course)
monica_dallas921: how much can you afford to send me rather?
monica_dallas921: bcos i cant predict for you right?
jamesyboy04: i'd love to help but I have even less money than you do. I have lots of debts and bills to pay. I'm really sorry.
monica_dallas921: okay
monica_dallas921: I know that we are 2000 miles away from each other, but the feelings in my heart for you will never change, even if you go farther than that. You will be in my heart forever
monica_dallas921: Distance between two people is only as far as one allows it to be
jamesyboy04: has anyone else given you any money?
monica_dallas921: nope james
jamesyboy04: that's a shame. I'm sure you will find someone soon, (there's enough idiots in the world - just look at Watchdog)
monica_dallas921: cant you
jamesyboy04: no. goodbye and good luck. and please tell everyone in nigeria to stop sending drugs, meat and passports to the uk. thanks. bye. (had to be done. sorry)
monica_dallas921: okay
Monica seemed so lovely. Maybe I should have sent her some money and offered her a place to stay. Then we could have shared our lives exchanging poetry and drinking fine wine.
Anyhoo, you may remember my lasy experience with an email sending Nigerian lady?